@Real_Liam_Payne well dicks is not actually swearing in america its a big sports superstore and dick is also the name of many many men
(Source: lightthefuze, via thatswhatjolenasaid)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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